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A very large ibex can now and then be spotted shifting orbs about in Brownington State Wildlife Area before dawn.
A man with a sword in his head has regularly been made out staring at the water by Ackley Lake Dam before sunrise. Locals here who have observed this ghost declare this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while passing through Deepwater a long time ago.
An extremely large jerboa is repeatedly made out on a Deepwater lane before dawn.
Archimedes has been distinguished on many occasions hanging in the air like a balloon in Deepwater.
An alien from planet Neptune may often be observed floating down Bear Creek in the early morning hours.
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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