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A gargantuan leopard may every so often be observed in Allen Hollow before dawn screaming at the onlooker to be off.
A gargantuan elephant has often been noticed in a Davisville area supermarket, pacing the aisles.
An enormously menacing ghost is repeatedly observed scraping out a nook by Red Bluff. Anyway, it in all certainty is a terrifying spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
Bigfoot is known to have been perceived on one or two occasions demolishing a hat up on Bald Knob.
The ghost of an elderly prospector with a large beard and a hook instead of his hand may be distinguished time and again taking a rest at the kitchen counter in a Davisville trailer looking for a photo. Scores of local residents argue this ghost is that of a local resident who existed here in Davisville some time ago.
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Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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