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A space man from another world was observed mid stream in Boatright Branch speaking into the air.
A huge koala has frequently been made out by Curt Lee Dam late in the night looking at the water.
The alien captain of a UFO is repeatedly witnessed trying to locate a photo beside a parked Ford in a Darlington parking lot after midnight.
A huge addax has allegedly been witnessed on numerous instances in a Darlington area supermarket, marching the aisles.
The ghost of a dreadfully mangled huntsman hauling a dead mountain lion may repeatedly be distinguished staring at night by a vending machine in Darlington.
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A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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