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These are some lies we made up about Dadeville.
The ghost of a man holding a sword is repeatedly spotted going out of control at Hailey Spring in the early morning hours.
A very large turtle is rumored to have been witnessed on a small number of instances by Adams Branch throwing stones.
An Allosaurus can regularly be noticed by Baird Lake Dam late at night gazing at the water.
The phantom of a woman having names cut into her forehead may be observed very frequently piling stones by Downs Bluff. No matter what people verbalize, it indisputably is a chilling phantom that you do not want to encounter very late at night.
A female with worms crawling out of her nostrils has once in a while been seen in Greenfield Public Use Area around midnight swallowing blood from a bottle.
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Ghost Sightings From Dadeville
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Ghost Sightings From Dadeville
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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