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These are some lies we made up about Cuba.
A woman with her right arm and left leg chopped off has now and then been perceived floating in the air like a helium balloon in Cuba.
A military outfit wandering about with no body in it is every now and then observed staring at a woman snoozing on a mattress in a building in Cuba.
The ghost of a civil war soldier has purportedly been observed on a few instances looking at the scenery at Alexander Lake Dam after midnight.
Cinderella may from time to time be perceived drifting down McDade Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal pony was distinguished discussing into the thin air by Fishing Spring before dawn.
An extraterrestrial materialized looking for something in Birds Nest Beach Park late at night.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship was witnessed trying on a shirt in a Cuba trailer.
The spirit of a gravely charred female became visible scrutinizing Grant Hollow in detail at the stroke of midnight.
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Many stories of this ghost have been described. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a scary ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet around midnight.
The ghost of the driver of a train was observed climbing up from a manhole on a Cuba residential road late at night. Many people in the vicinity have had comparable happenings involving the same spirit.
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space man from planet Venus has often been observed in a sail boat on Frerichs Lake Section 22 twinkling a light.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is frequently spotted performing a song on a piano in a Cuba trailer.
Genghis Khan has supposedly been spotted on several instances by the entrance to Mark Twain National Forest frightening folks.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship can often be observed in a Cuba secondary school at night marching the corridors.
The phantom of an awfully mangled huntsman dragging a dead cougar has occasionally been perceived in Ozark National Scenic River near the ranger station looking bloodcurdling. It's been said that this precise ghost is the undeparted soul of an old Cuba local resident.
The ghost of a young lady with a line around her neck is every now and then made out in a house close to Cuba. According to the locals, this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Cuba a long time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Cuba
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Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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