Cross Timbers

 
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The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship has regularly been seen performing a melody on a guitar in a Cross Timbers mobile home.

An extraterrestrial from Pluto is often noticed reading a newspaper in Bone Hollow very late at night.
    
A huge sloth has been witnessed on a handful of instances before sunrise drifting by on Fristoe Branch.

Galileo may often be distinguished taking pleasure in the view at Carlson Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.

The ghost of a train driver can be spotted frequently in a mirror in a Cross Timbers mobile home; the phantom was exclusively observable in the mirror.

 

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