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These are some lies we made up about Concordia.
The terrifying spirit of a Barbarian can regularly be observed looking at the water by Edwin A Pape Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight. In any case, it is unquestionably a frightening ghost that is rather not interrupted.
An extraterrestrial from outer space may be observed frequently trying to flag down cars beside a dark road next to Concordia.
A space alien has from time to time been distinguished at Blackjack Creek around midnight chucking bricks into the current.
An extremely large panther is every now and then perceived on the pinnacle of Cooks Knob at night surveying the vista.
A bloodcurdling skeleton is rumored to have been perceived on several instances posting a parcel at a Concordia post office. Regardless of what, this phantom certainly is scary; one that you do not want to come across before dawn.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship can now and then be seen in Perry State Wildlife Area before sunrise pulling a dead body over the grass.
An martian explorer from space was witnessed drinking gas from a pump at a fuel station in Concordia.
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So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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