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A decapitated guy is regularly distinguished looking at the water by Conception Abbey Dam before dawn.
A big bloodcurdling beast has supposedly been noticed on a handful of instances in a shoe store in the Conception area.
A woman with her head and left arm and right leg removed can often be made out looking for someone in the middle of King Branch.
An ET from Mars has occasionally been spotted trying on a jacket in a Conception building.
A huge gila monster is known to have been observed on several occasions nosing around in mailboxes before dawn in Conception.
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At the zoo: - Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma. - Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings. - Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying. Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back. Arthur gets pulled over for speeding. Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir. Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40. Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly. Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out? Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away. Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day. Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT! Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you? - Only when he's drunk. How do you confuse an idiot? - Don't know? - Four. . . . Are you confused?. An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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