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These are some lies we made up about Columbia.
A space invader from the cosmos has purportedly been observed on frequent occasions browsing through trash container on a Columbia residential street.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a large beard and a wooden left leg may be made out over and over again in a wooden boat on Fairview Lake smoking a cigar. In any case, this is an unfriendly ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to run into.
A gigantic snake has now and then been made out in Cosmo Park before dawn concealing a cadaver by a large boulder.
A space alien is every so often distinguished guzzling water from Rollins Spring very late at night.
An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos has supposedly been made out on a handful of instances floating in the air like a balloon in Columbia.
The ghost of an elderly female clutching a rifle may every so often be distinguished by Ausburns Lake Dam before sunrise looking at the water.
A colossal musk-ox
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was witnessed at the stroke of midnight staring across Devils Icebox.
The ghost of a flight attendant came into view in a restaurant in the Columbia neighborhood. The spirit was consumed by the air after being seen. No matter what, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief was distinguished
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leading a lead trip of Roche Percee Natural Arch to a group of spirits in the early morning hours. Shocked by the watchers the spirit fled into the night.
A black as coal bat that transformed into a woman came into view creeping out of a storm drain on a Columbia residential street around midnight. When observed the ghost moved toward the observer who then ran away. No matter what people state, it is indisputably a terrifying ghost that is preferably not messed with.
A space alien from space was spotted looking crossly at the eye witness in the middle of Barclay Branch.
An alien has repeatedly been witnessed snooping in mailboxes before sunrise in Columbia.
The ghost of a young-looking woman clad as a maid is regularly distinguished right by the entrance to Finger Lakes State Park going wild.
The ghost of a dispossessed guy has been said to have been made out on a few occasions playing a melody on a flute in a Columbia mobile home. People here claim that this ghost is that of a person who had a house here in
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Ghost Sightings From Columbia
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How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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