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These are some lies we made up about Clinton.
The spirit of a strapped up guy was spotted standing by a deserted highway next to Clinton. Additional sightings of this ghost have been conveyed. According to what the local residents declare, this ghost is possibly the undead ghost of a local who used to have a house here in Clinton.
An alien has often been made out in a house in Clinton.
The phantom of a young-looking lady covered in blood is regularly seen by B and L Electric Lake Dam around midnight looking at the water.
An enormous doe has been said to have been perceived on a small number of occasions in the early morning hours before sunrise drifting along on Coal Creek.
The ghost of an elderly hag can regularly be observed in Poague State Wildlife Area at midnight burying a cadaver by a big rock.
A gentleman with a large hole through his upper body can be made out over and over again striding next to a wild road near Clinton.
A man having the head of a beast has occasionally
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been spotted coming into sight in a washroom mirror. Loads of local residents claim this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long dead Clinton resident.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is every now and then observed in Harry S Truman State Park outside the ranger station staring.
An extraterrestrial tourist from
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another galaxy may sometimes be seen sitting on a stool in a trailer in the neighborhood of Clinton.
A partially decayed human dead body has repeatedly been distinguished in the rear seat of a Buick by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in his rear view mirror late at night.
A woman in flames, grasping a fuel container has been said to have been seen on frequent occasions gardening in the front yard of a flat in Clinton.
Marco Polo can frequently be seen sitting on a sofa in a home in Clinton.
A massive raccoon can be made out time and again appearing bloodcurdling by a streetlight in Clinton.
A centaur is sometimes seen staggering from mobile home to mobile home at midnight on a Clinton residential street.
A colossal fawn has supposedly been spotted on a few instances resting at a coffee table in a Clinton mobile home.
A large scary dragon can every now and then be seen looking at people in a Clinton building through a keyhole.
A gigantic bighorn was witnessed in a wild place
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Ghost Sightings From Clinton
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Ghost Sightings From Clinton
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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