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These are some lies we made up about Clever.
A very large puma has been observed on a few instances down near Barnett Spring at night crying out names of people.
An martian explorer from deep space may regularly be observed pulling a dead body from the freezing water of Green Valley Creek late in the night.
A man with a big hole through his torso may be seen frequently walking a Great Dane at midnight on a gloomy Clever road. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost is that of a resident who had a house here in Clever many years ago. One thing is for certain, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that any sane person wouldn't want to bump into.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has sometimes been witnessed going wild up on Bloody Hill.
A space alien from Saturn is once in a while made out peeping through apartment windows in Clever on a dark night.
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Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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