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These are some lies we made up about Clarkton.
The extraterrestrial technician of a UFO may every now and then be perceived by a lady fishing by a lake near Clarkton.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter has regularly been made out in Canaan Island before dawn yelling at the eye witness to be off.
An enormous toad is often made out attempting to conceal a body in Indian Camp Slough before sunrise.
An extremely large kinkajou is known to have been perceived on one or two occasions resting on a sofa in a building in Clarkton.
A lady with a sea-green face can regularly be spotted scooping out a cavity beside a lamppost in Clarkton.
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Ghost Sightings From Clarkton
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Ghost Sightings From Clarkton
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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