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These are some lies we made up about Chesterfield.
A massive kinkajou has repeatedly been made out gazing at the water by Arrowhead Estates Lower Dam on a dark night.
A gargantuan dromedary is often distinguished looking for a hat by Bonhomme Creek.
A minotaur is rumored to have been spotted on several instances on a Chesterfield residential street at midnight.
A giant mare may repeatedly be observed staring at a guy sleeping on a mattress in a flat in Chesterfield.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief can be observed often around midnight going to see Greens Bottom.
An alien from Venus is every now and then witnessed in a convenience store in the Chesterfield area.
A pitch black cockroach that shape-shifted into a female has purportedly been distinguished on a small number of instances clutching a human cranium at Castlewood State Park. No matter what, this is a hostile phantom that is better not disrupted.
The ghost of a young lady dressed as a house keeper can now
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and then be perceived sobbing by Greens Chute. A man who lives here argues that this ghost is possibly the undeparted ghost of a local resident who used to reside here in Chesterfield. Regardless of what folks state, it's a creepy ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter on a dark night.
A big chilling monster is frequently spotted looking
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by Lewis Spring at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of a destitute gentleman has supposedly been noticed on one or two instances in Castlewood State Park at midnight attempting to capture something. Some of the folks who live in this town assert this ghost is the tormented soul of a long departed Chesterfield local resident. Either way, it in all certainty is a terrifying phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy may frequently be seen trying on clothes in a Chesterfield house. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is chilling; one that should be avoided.
A scary being has every so often been noticed nosing around in mailboxes before dawn in Chesterfield. It's been said that this specific ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while passing through Chesterfield a long time ago.
An alien from space is once in a while seen playing a song on a harmonica in a Chesterfield building.
The phantom of a man clad as a gas station attendant has allegedly been
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spotted on numerous instances in a Chesterfield school before sunrise marching the halls.
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Ghost Sightings From Chesterfield
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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