Centertown

 
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A space man may regularly be witnessed at Anderson Lake Dam at midnight screaming at the observer to disappear.

An alien traveler from another solar system can be witnessed often by Bennie Branch throwing bricks.
    
An enormous yak has from time to time been witnessed in the early morning hours looking at Bull Rock.

An ET from deep space is sometimes seen wandering through a trailer outside Centertown.

A gargantuan jerboa has purportedly been made out on one or two instances concealing a body by a sizeable boulder in Binder Memorial Park after midnight.

 

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