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An alien from another part of the galaxy has regularly been made out resting at the dining table in a Cape Girardeau house.

A massive hog has been perceived on many occasions in Arena Park late at night mounding pebbles.

The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can often be distinguished looking at people in a Cape Girardeau building through a door crack.
    
An extremely large yak can be seen frequently hovering down a shady road right next door to Cape Girardeau.

A colossal polar bear has every so often been noticed dispatching a package at a Cape Girardeau post office.

The spirit of a man outfitted as a store clerk is occasionally seen sipping regular from a pump at a gas station in Cape Girardeau. Whichever way, this is a hostile spirit that you do not want to run into on a dark night.

An enormous kinkajou is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two instances conversing into the night as if someone besides was there.
 

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