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These are some lies we made up about Cameron.
An ET from Saturn is now and then made out riding on a Harley on a shady highway in the neighborhood of Cameron.
A space alien from outer space is known to have been spotted on a few instances sniveling at Burlington Reservoir Dam after midnight.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship has frequently been witnessed in a Cameron apartment.
A space alien from Venus is regularly distinguished striding by a wild highway in close proximity to Cameron.
An alien from another planet may often be made out flashing a lantern outside the entrance to Wallace State Park.
The phantom of a lady having half her head missing has from time to time been noticed hiding a corpse by a large boulder in Wallace State Park in the early morning hours before sunrise. In any event, this is an unsympathetic phantom that is preferably not interrupted.
A sizeable chilling dragon is every now and then noticed appearing in a closet mirror.
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ET is rumored to have been witnessed on many instances chucking pieces of wood into the water at Brushy Creek very late at night.
A woman having a spear in her head can occasionally be seen resting in a beanbag in a mobile home right next door to Cameron.
An martian vacationer from space was made out before dawn chasing a passing car
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on a shadowy road near Cameron.
A gigantic musk deer appeared in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver spotting the spirit in her rear view mirror on a dark night.
An alien from another world was seen by a woman camping at a campground next to Cameron.
The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object showed up taking a rest on a bench in a trailer in Cameron.
The ghost of a young Indian warrior was made out stacking pieces of wood underneath a lamppost in Cameron. When the bystander appeared the ghost ran away. If you listen to the local residents, this phantom is the undeceased soul of an old Cameron local.
Julius Ceasar was distinguished browsing through a closet in the bedroom of a Cameron apartment very late at night.
An martian explorer from another solar system has often been seen looking at folks in a Cameron building through a window.
A colossal grizzly bear is repeatedly made out in a deserted zone close to Cameron.
The phantom of a jet pilot may frequently be perceived
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trying to get cars to stop along a gloomy road in the neighborhood of Cameron.
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Ghost Sightings From Cameron
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Ghost Sightings From Cameron
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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