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These are some lies we made up about Camden.
An ET from another world came into sight by a woman camping at a campground right next door to Camden.
A very large musk-ox was seen devouring a hotdog by Big Branch.
A decapitated lady was noticed having a seat on a bench in a home in Camden. The ghost was gobbled up by the air after being perceived. No matter what, this phantom certainly is menacing; one that any wise person wouldn't want to bump into.
Ferdinand Magellan was perceived in Roberts Park before dawn smoking a pipe.
The ghost of a teen girl has frequently been seen reading a pamphlet at Beckemeyer Lake Dam very late at night. One thing is for guaranteed, this is a nasty ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From Camden
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Ghost Sightings From Camden
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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