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These are some lies we made up about Cadet.
The spirit of a bound up female can every now and then be spotted glancing at the sight from the highest spot of Bald Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise. Many locals allege this ghost gets pleasure from frightening unwise people who are brave enough to disturb the silence in Cadet.
A woman with the head of a goblin has repeatedly been perceived going berserk by Chimney Bluff.
A lady carrying her head by her arm is often made out fly fishing from the water's edge of Apex Lake at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large steer is known to have been observed on several instances looking at the water by Bell-Settle Lake Dam very late at night.
An ET from planet Jupiter can be spotted very often in Barrel Spring Hollow late in the night seeking an object.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head not there has every now and then been distinguished seated on a couch in a residence in Cadet.
Nicolaus Copernicus is every so often witnessed hurling pebbles into the stream at Arnault Branch at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Cadet
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Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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