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These are some lies we made up about Cabool.
The ghost of a dreadfully mangled huntsman pulling a dead coyote is rumored to have been noticed on one or two instances marching through a mobile home in Cabool.
A giant mink may occasionally be perceived mounted on a pony alongside a highway next to Cabool.
The ghost of a young woman with a rope around her neck was perceived throwing pieces of wood into the stream at Bear Creek before sunrise. When witnessed the ghost came within reach of the witness who then escaped.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object emerged in Cabool State Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours dragging a corpse over the grass.
An martian traveler from another planet was seen looking at the landscape at Austin Community Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien from Jupiter was observed gazing at the view from the pinnacle of Lead Hill before sunrise.
An alien from another solar system was distinguished exploring Big Gulch in detail late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Cabool
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Ghost Sightings From Cabool
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
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