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An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been witnessed on numerous instances after midnight scrutinizing Bridges Hollow in detail.
The phantom of a pregnant female can occasionally be made out in Piney River Narrows State Natural Area at the stroke of midnight concealing a cadaver by a large rock. Some of the folks who live here claim this phantom is in all probability the undeceased phantom of a resident who used to have a home here in Bucyrus.
A gargantuan aardvark was perceived down by Boiling Spring before sunrise eating a hotdog.
A decapitated gentleman became visible going to see Bell Bluff late at night. There have been many testimonies with reference to this ghost in the neighborhood.
An extraterrestrial was seen at Arthur Creek at the stroke of midnight chucking bricks into the current.
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Ghost Sightings From Bucyrus
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BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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