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These are some lies we made up about Buckner.
The ghost of a guy clutching a sword is known to have been witnessed on a small number of instances beside the shore at Fire Prairie Lake looking creepy. Nevertheless, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be left alone.
The spirit of a female having satanic symbols engraved into her leg may repeatedly be distinguished turning toward the observer in Fire Prairie before sunrise.
A giant shrew may be perceived over and over again gazing at the water by Harmon Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
A massive gazelle is occasionally perceived going berserk up on Bone Hill.
The ghost of a lady with a stiletto in her neck has purportedly been distinguished on numerous instances looking at Egypt Bottom after midnight.
A lady having the head of a leprechaun may from time to time be witnessed throwing chunks of concrete into the stream at Fishing River at the stroke of midnight. One of the people who live here definitely asserts that this spirit may
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be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in Buckner in the past.
The ghost of a guy with half his head lost was witnessed in the rear seat of a Dodge by the driver noticing the phantom in his rear view mirror at night. When the ghost was observed it faded away into the night. A number of of the people here allege this ghost is most
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likely the struggling ghost of a local person who used to reside here in Buckner. In any case, it undeniably is a frightening ghost that you do not want to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Buckner
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The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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