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These are some lies we made up about Brighton.
An alien voyager from another planet was perceived by Ralph Brooks Dam in the early morning hours gazing at the water.
A space invader from deep space was distinguished on the water's edge of Ralph Brooks Reservoir attempting to capture something.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is often witnessed reasoning by Bear Creek.
The ghost of a civil war warrior has supposedly been noticed on a handful of instances up on Graveyard Hill rearranging orbs about. Either way, it's a frightening ghost that should be left alone.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another solar system can frequently be seen performing a piece of music on a harmonica in a Brighton trailer.
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Ghost Sightings From Brighton
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How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
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