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These are some lies we made up about Branson.
A large terrifying ogre is regularly observed verbalizing into the air as if somebody in addition was near.
An ET from outer space can repeatedly be observed in Alexander Park around midnight weeping.
The scary ghost of a Hun may be observed often walking a Saint Bernard before sunrise on a gloomy Branson road.
A space man has occasionally been seen trying to verbalize something at Rockwood Hills Lake Dam before dawn.
A frightening skeleton is every now and then witnessed in the early morning hours before sunrise checking out Big Hollow in detail.
A huge mouse has allegedly been spotted on frequent occasions looking through mobile home windows in Branson late in the night.
Ferdinand Magellan can sometimes be distinguished next to the shore at McDonald Lake shouting names.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft has repeatedly been spotted camping in Ruth and Paul Hennings State Forest before dawn.
A space alien
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from planet Jupiter is often seen on the top of Baird Mountain before dawn looking at the view.
A huge cat is known to have been seen on frequent instances by the water at Inspiration Point staring crossly at the watcher.
A luminous human character may frequently be distinguished watching cable in a Branson living room at midnight.
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spirit of a pregnant lady may be spotted very frequently near the entrance to Table Rock State Park hollowing out a hollow.
A beheaded gentleman has every so often been perceived trashing a picture down beside the water's edge at Moonshine Beach. Locals here who have witnessed this ghost declare this ghost is that of a resident who dwelled here in Branson a long time ago.
A space man from deep space is now and then observed pulling a cadaver from the cold water of Long Creek late at night.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft has allegedly been noticed on a few occasions on a Branson residential street at night.
An extremely large wombat can once in a while be seen in Buffalo National River near the ranger station smoking a pipe.
Thumbelina was observed floating in the air like a blimp in Branson.
A lady with her legs severed showed up in a restaurant in the Branson vicinity. This ghost is extremely active in this area; there have been one or two other reports of this specific ghost. No matter what
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folks articulate, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that you wouldn't wish to bump into at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Branson
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Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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