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An alien tourist from outer space was seen chain-sawing down a giant tree in Ava Ranger District before dawn.
A colossal reindeer showed up checking out Bray Hollow in detail after midnight.
A gargantuan roebuck was noticed smoking a cigar in Hercules-Glades Wilderness on a dark night.
The spirit of a young-looking Indian warrior was witnessed reading a tabloid in the center of Brown Branch. Many stories of this spirit have been described.
The spirit of a sturdy lumberjack hauling a sizeable axe has regularly been witnessed swallowing fuel from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Bradleyville. Based on what the people who live here allege, this phantom is the struggling spirit of a long departed Bradleyville local resident.
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Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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