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A man that shape-shifted into a vampire was distinguished on a Bowling Green avenue on a dark night. When noticed the ghost came near the watcher who then fled. Locals here who have observed this spirit say this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was killed while traveling through Bowling Green long ago.
A giant ocelot was seen looking at the view at Bibb Dam on a dark night.
A space invader from deep space is frequently witnessed in a sail boat on Bowling Green Reservoir guzzling chlorine.
A space man has been made out on numerous instances smoking a cigar in Buckner Hollow before sunrise.
The ghost of a pregnant woman may often be spotted drifting by on Cuivre Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise. Folks argue that this ghost is that of a local resident who lived here in Bowling Green a long time ago. No matter what folks state, it sure is a frightening ghost that is better not disturbed.
A headless guy may be witnessed
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time and again gazing at a person slumbering on a mattress in an apartment in Bowling Green. One thing is for certain, this is a horrible ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across late in the night.
The spirit of a dentist with a bloody uniform is from time to time perceived trying on a shirt in a Bowling Green house. A local woman alleges
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that this spirit enjoys frightening folks who are courageous enough to disturb the quiet in Bowling Green.
A colossal cat has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions in Cuivre River State Park right by the ranger station looking.
A Velociraptor may from time to time be perceived climbing up from a storm drain on a Bowling Green road very late at night.
The ghost of a man hauling a bloody knife is regularly witnessed poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Bowling Green. One of the people who live here strongly claims that this spirit may be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Bowling Green before the present. In any case, it's a creepy phantom that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to run into.
A gargantuan yak has been made out on a small number of occasions playing a melody on a harmonica in a Bowling Green trailer.
An army outfit pacing around lacking a body in it may regularly be spotted in a Bowling Green school around
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midnight walking the corridors.
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Ghost Sightings From Bowling Green
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Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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