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These are some lies we made up about Bourbon.
An alien from deep space can be perceived over and over again gazing next to Blue Springs around midnight.
An enormous hedgehog has once in a while been spotted taking in the scenery at Budget Buster Dam late in the night.
An extraterrestrial is every so often seen watching TV in a Bourbon living room after midnight.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship has purportedly been seen on frequent occasions in Bowman Hollow very late at night frightening folks.
The ghost of an airliner pilot may every so often be made out up on Mineral Hill moving orbs about.
The scary ghost of a Viking has frequently been perceived going through trash container on a Bourbon road.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet is repeatedly perceived facing the watcher by Blue Springs Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Bourbon
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Ghost Sightings From Bourbon
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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