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These are some lies we made up about Bosworth.
An alien from planet Mercury was made out by Galbecht Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise staring at the water.
An alien from another solar system was perceived in the middle of Callaway Branch going berserk.
The ghost of a man dressed in a police outfit has often been distinguished wandering beside a secluded road next to Bosworth.
A sizeable bloodcurdling dragon is regularly distinguished having a seat on a bench in a mobile home near Bosworth.
An ET has allegedly been noticed on several occasions late in the night pursuing a passing vehicle on a shady road in the neighborhood of Bosworth.
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Ghost Sightings From Bosworth
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
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