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These are some lies we made up about Boss.
An alien voyager from another part of the galaxy came into sight smoking a pipe in CCC Camp Boss in the early morning hours.
A gargantuan mongoose was witnessed hurling pieces of wood into the current at Asher Creek in the early morning hours.
A giant gazelle is often observed exploring Bates Hollow in detail at night.
A space alien from the Moon has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions gazing at the water by Amax Impoundment A Dam around midnight.
A very large guinea pig may regularly be noticed cleaning a blood-splattered bed sheet in Howes Mill Spring late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Boss
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Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
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