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These are some lies we made up about Boonville.
An ET from another planet is every now and then observed picking flowers in the garden of a building in Boonville.
The ghost of an old sorceress has supposedly been perceived on a small number of occasions reading a magazine at the water's edge at Grassy Lake.
A woman's body with a dog's head can now and then be seen covering a dead body by a sizeable rock in Gardner Island on a dark night. Several of the folks who live here say this ghost could be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on here in Boonville some decades ago.
A gigantic leopard has regularly been spotted shouting by Anderson Branch.
A partially decomposed human corpse has purportedly been distinguished on several occasions by a woman canoeing in a river right next door to Boonville.
An extraterrestrial may frequently be distinguished enjoying the landscape at Friedrich Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
The phantom of a planter wearing a straw hat
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can be witnessed over and over again relaxing in a chair in a mobile home in Boonville. One thing is for certain, this spirit sure is scary; one that is rather not messed with.
A young-looking girl in a blood-splattered wedding gown is every so often observed rearranging orbs around beside a streetlight in Boonville.
The extraterrestrial
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mechanic of an alien spaceship has been said to have been distinguished on a small number of instances in Finger Lakes State Park outside the ranger station appearing menacing.
An martian vacationer from deep space can occasionally be made out striding from house to house in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Boonville road.
A gentleman having a machete in his head was observed rummaging around in a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Boonville home on a dark night. Other folks in close proximity have had identical experiences with a similar phantom.
A man's body with the head of a lizard was witnessed sitting at the kitchen counter in a Boonville building. This ghost is very active in this area; there have been one or two additional sightings of this particular ghost.
A giant llama materialized staring at people in a Boonville apartment through a window.
A gigantic mandrill was distinguished in a secluded location in the neighborhood of Boonville.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune is
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regularly witnessed dispatching a container at a Boonville post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Boonville
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Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
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