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An martian tourist from outer space may sometimes be observed flinging pebbles into the stream at Cedar Creek late at night.
A massive monkey has often been witnessed in Cote Sans Dessein Prairie after midnight concealing a cadaver by a sizeable rock.
A space man from Saturn is known to have been distinguished on numerous occasions staring at the vista from the pinnacle of Grapevine Hill late at night.
An alien from outer space can frequently be noticed before sunrise checking out Brush Creek Hollow in detail.
A woman with the head of a goblin has now and then been observed by Franken Lake Dam late in the night staring at the water. In any event, it without a doubt is a creepy ghost that any sound person would not want to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Bonnots Mill
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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