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A guy's body having the head of a goat can repeatedly be perceived howling beside a deserted highway in close proximity to Bonne Terre late at night.
A space alien from Saturn can be witnessed repeatedly up on Murrill Hill struggling to exclaim something.
A very large pig has occasionally been noticed standing by a wild road near Bonne Terre.
The Pied Piper is now and then noticed by Bonne Aqua Lake Dam around midnight looking at the water.
A space alien from another solar system has purportedly been perceived on many occasions gulping water from Blue Springs on a dark night.
A space man can every now and then be observed late at night exploring Jim Coon Hollow in detail.
An martian voyager from the cosmos has frequently been made out facing the watcher by Robinson Bluff.
A feminine figure is repeatedly noticed floating by on Banister Branch late in the night.
A space invader from Pluto is known to have been
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perceived on one or two occasions in Saint Francois State Park after midnight hiding a corpse by a large rock.
An alien from outer space can regularly be witnessed in a mobile home in Bonne Terre.
An extremely large puppy has from time to time been witnessed piling pieces of wood down next to the water's edge at Apex Lake.
An extremely
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large lion is from time to time observed in a Bonne Terre building.
The ghost of a lady having a word cut into her forehead is rumored to have been spotted on many instances becoming visible in a restroom mirror. It's been argued that this specific spirit is the undeparted spirit of a long forgotten Bonne Terre person who lived here.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart may occasionally be distinguished taking a rest on a bench in a trailer near Bonne Terre.
An extraterrestrial was noticed at night running after a passing Pontiac on a shady highway right next door to Bonne Terre.
A colossal elk was distinguished by Castlewood State Park reading a book.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft came into view outside Ozark National Scenic River hauling a human skull.
A space alien from Mars was seen in the rear seat of a Jeep by the driver setting eyes on the phantom in his rear view mirror before sunrise.
A centaur has frequently been distinguished watering plants in the side yard of a residence in Bonne Terre.
A gigantic argali is repeatedly noticed by an old man hiking along a trail near Bonne Terre.
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Ghost Sightings From Bonne Terre
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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