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These are some lies we made up about Bolivar.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another galaxy was noticed pacing through a Bolivar area burial ground.
A space alien from Venus came into sight being in an empty mansion in Bolivar.
A woman having the head of a demon was distinguished burying a dead body by a big rock in Dunnegan Park at the stroke of midnight. There are numerous tales about this ghost in the area. A number of people declare this ghost may be the spirit of a local who passed on here in Bolivar before the present.
An alien from space was perceived standing by a secluded highway right next door to Bolivar.
A woman clutching her head beside her arm has regularly been seen enjoying the landscape at Hawk Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The phantom of a man with half his head missing is regularly spotted by Abels Branch smoking a cigar.
An extraterrestrial has supposedly been distinguished on several instances in a building in Bolivar.
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gigantic sloth may frequently be observed marching alongside a wild road next to Bolivar.
The phantom of a youthful woman wearing a bloody prom dress may be made out frequently weeping by Bennett Spring State Park.
The alien captain of a flying saucer has now and then been observed emerging in a restroom mirror.
An alien explorer
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from another galaxy has purportedly been distinguished on a few occasions sitting on a bench in a mobile home in close proximity to Bolivar.
A huge kitten may every so often be distinguished late in the night rushing after a passing Buick on a shady highway near Bolivar.
A space man from space is regularly observed mowing the lawn in the side garden of a home in Bolivar.
An ET is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful of instances sitting in a chair in an apartment in Bolivar.
The spirit of an 8 feet high enormous guy can repeatedly be made out striding from flat to flat in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Bolivar lane.
The ghost of a lady with half her head gone has once in a while been observed going through a bookshelf in the living room of a Bolivar home in the early morning hours before sunrise. In any case, it is indisputably a chilling ghost that is rather not disrupted.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying object is now and then observed relaxing at the kitchen counter
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Ghost Sightings From Bolivar
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Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
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