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These are some lies we made up about Bolckow.
A space invader can once in a while be observed in Eva Neely Davis Memorial State Forest in the early morning hours before sunrise yelling at a shrub.
A beheaded lady was witnessed looking at the water by Hannah Lake Dam before dawn. The watcher ran away right after she set eyes on the ghost.
The alien commander of an alien spaceship came into sight heaving pieces of wood in the middle of Clear Creek.
A gargantuan alligator appeared at a coin operated phone in Bolckow making a phone call.
A huge reptile was distinguished pacing through a Bolckow area graveyard.
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Ghost Sightings From Bolckow
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Ghost Sightings From Bolckow
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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