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An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto is occasionally spotted walking through a mobile home in Bois D Arc.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has purportedly been spotted on many occasions down by Leeper Spring before dawn moving orbs about.
The ghost of a woman with a dagger in her back can from time to time be seen at Dry Branch at night heaving rocks into the current.
The Gingerbread Man was spotted riding on a camel alongside a road in close proximity to Bois D Arc.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship came into view strolling through a trailer near Bois D Arc.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones? - Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert. - Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur? - Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert. - Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those? - Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale. Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life. - Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle. - Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that? - Well, about two minutes ago. . Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker. - This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic. Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night. Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind. As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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