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These are some lies we made up about Bogard.
The ghost of a homeless guy has allegedly been seen on a handful of occasions mounted on a motorbike on a gloomy road near Bogard. In any event, it undeniably is a creepy spirit that any wise person wouldn't wish to come across.
A chilling being may now and then be distinguished in a mobile home in Bogard.
The ghost of a gentleman outfitted as a janitor was perceived calling out names of people by Cranberry Chute. Other sightings of this ghost have been described.
The alien technician of a UFO came into view flinging stones into the flow at Booker Slough in the early morning hours.
A female with a partially translucent body came into view up on the summit of Shields Hill pointing at the eye witness. Further people close at hand have had comparable sightings with the same ghost. Regardless of what people articulate, this spirit undoubtedly is frightening; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Bogard
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Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
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