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The phantom of a youthful female in a bloody wedding gown has been witnessed on a handful of occasions at Baxter Lake Dam North at night attempting to grip something.
A space invader from planet Mars may be perceived repeatedly by Barber Branch flickering a kerosene lamp.
An enormous kangaroo has occasionally been spotted traveling on a pony in the middle of a highway in close proximity to Blythedale.
Henry VIII is from time to time noticed staggering through a house in close proximity to Blythedale.
A space invader from another world is known to have been spotted on a handful of instances appearing bloodcurdling in Nine Eagles State Park near the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Blythedale
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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