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These are some lies we made up about Blue Springs.
The ghost of a grower dressed in a worn hat has been said to have been seen on frequent instances scaring people on the shore of Christiansen Lake. No matter what folks utter, it in all certainty is a bloodcurdling ghost that you don't want to come across at the stroke of midnight.
An ET from another planet can be distinguished often calling names in the early morning hours before sunrise on a park bench in Blue Springs.
An enormous kitten has now and then been noticed dragging a body from the freezing water of Burr Oak Creek at night.
A young-looking girl sporting a blood-covered dress is occasionally witnessed resting at a coffee table in a Blue Springs house staring angrily at the witness. Local people who have witnessed this ghost claim this ghost enjoys scaring people who are brave enough to disrupt the silence in Blue Springs. One thing's for guaranteed, this is a nasty ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A guy with a machete
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in his head has been distinguished on many instances at Bogler Lake Dam very late at night looking at the vista. In any event, it's a frightening spirit that is rather not disrupted.
An extraterrestrial may now and then be noticed at Big Rock Bay around midnight gazing down into the water.
An alien explorer from space was distinguished
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covering a cadaver by a big rock in Adair Park around midnight.
A man's body with the head of a bat became visible watching the scenery from the summit of Minter Hill after midnight. The ghost reacted to the bystander. No matter what, it undeniably is a creepy ghost that you would not want to run into at night.
Archimedes was seen pacing through a mobile home in Blue Springs.
An extraterrestrial from another world materialized traveling on a camel by the side of a highway in the vicinity of Blue Springs.
An enormous donkey was witnessed in a phone booth in Blue Springs talking on the telephone.
A space alien has frequently been seen wandering through a Blue Springs area burial ground.
A centaur is regularly distinguished outside the entrance to Wallace State Park reading a tabloid.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship can regularly be perceived seeking another ghost by a wild road outside Blue Springs on a dark night.
A space man from planet Venus can be witnessed repeatedly
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standing by a wild highway near Blue Springs.
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Ghost Sightings From Blue Springs
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How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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