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  Well... We all got the shock of our lives over last weekend when we all found out that Troll Man had ran away and eloped with a homeless woman. I hope the marriage is a good one and he is very happy now.
Submitted by Ace
      Categories: man, lady


I have been working on my family tree for the last two years. I was surprised to discover that I was a distant relative to Elvis Presley. And I also discovered that I was related to a deformed guy in a place called Waukon Iowa. I am told that he is called the 'Troll Man.'.
Submitted by Marva
          Categories: man, family, relatives, tree, relative


I forgot to discribe how Troll Man looked and smelled when I saw him in Blue Springs, he smelled like he needed a person to help him walk, and his hat was a black top hat with a lot of fishing lures in it and his 25 cent hair extensions didn't match in anyway except for price but who gave Troll Man the drinks. Troll Man does have an imposter that tries getting Troll Man in trouble though.
Submitted by Lasergunjoe
      Categories: man, fishing


I think the reason Troll Man is wearing cheap colorful hair extensions and sporting a top hat is because the little ''booger freak'' is trying to impress my wife. The reason he smells so bad is because he always uses dog shampoo when he bathes in a creek.
Troll Man has always had a problem with fleas and the dog shampoo seems to help some with his flea problem. What can you expect from someone who prowls around in garbage all of the time?.
Submitted by Ace
 

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