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These are some lies we made up about Blue Eye.
An extremely large oryx can sometimes be made out down at Blue Spring at the stroke of midnight sobbing.
An enormous ox has often been distinguished in a Blue Eye area auto part store, strolling the aisles.
An alien tourist from outer space has allegedly been perceived on a small number of occasions hauling a dead body across the ground in Baxter Public Use Area late at night.
The spirit of a guy clutching a sword may repeatedly be distinguished taking a rest at the kitchen counter in a Blue Eye building attempting to snatch something. One of the folks who live here decisively says that this spirit gets pleasure from terrifying unwise folks who come trying to locate spirits in Blue Eye.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her eye sockets can be made out very often conducting a guided trip of Cedar Bluff to a company of ghosts at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Blue Eye
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Ghost Sightings From Blue Eye
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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