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A pitch black cockroach that turned into a lady is often made out heaving boulders into the current at Blackshire Branch late in the night. A number of of the folks who live in this town allege this phantom may be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Bloomfield before the present. In any event, it undoubtedly is a menacing ghost that any sane person wouldn't wish to run into.
An alien from planet Pluto can often be witnessed in Panther Swamp late in the night attempting to dump a dead body.
An extremely large chimpanzee may be distinguished repeatedly on a Bloomfield street on a dark night.
A huge yak has from time to time been witnessed floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Bloomfield.
An ET from outer space is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent instances in East Park late in the night hiding a body by a big rock.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object was seen by Bartletts Fishing
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Lake Dam around midnight staring at the water.
The ghost of a young-looking female outfitted as a maid materialized gazing at a guy slumbering on a couch in a flat in Bloomfield. This precise spirit has been seen often in this place. No matter what folks articulate, this ghost certainly is chilling; one that should be stayed away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Bloomfield
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Ghost Sightings From Bloomfield
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
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