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The spirit of an aged Indian chief may be perceived repeatedly peeping through apartment windows in Blodgett in the early morning hours before sunrise. Nonetheless, this is an antagonistic spirit that you wouldn't want to come across before dawn.
A giant turtle is occasionally observed looking at the scenery at Lamberts Lake Dam very late at night.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from deep space has supposedly been observed on one or two instances bass fishing from the water's edge of Lamberts Lake after midnight.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady may every so often be made out rummaging around in garbage container on a Blodgett residential street.
A Velociraptor has repeatedly been spotted up on Scott County Hills shouting names of people.
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Ghost Sightings From Blodgett
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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