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These are some lies we made up about Bland.
A space invader from planet Pluto can regularly be seen exploring Cave Hollow in detail late at night.
A space invader from space can be noticed repeatedly slurping water from Bacon Spring before dawn.
The alien pilot of an alien spaceship has occasionally been made out dragging a corpse from the cold water of Bumpass Creek at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a bound up female is from time to time perceived in Countryside Memorial Gardens very late at night dragging a cadaver across the ground. Nevertheless, it's a terrifying ghost that you don't want to bump into late at night.
A cyclop has purportedly been perceived on numerous instances gazing at College Hill Dam on a dark night.
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Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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