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These are some lies we made up about Blackwell.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot can every now and then be spotted up on the pinnacle of Bald Hill going wild.
A colossal hedgehog was noticed in Barrel Spring Hollow at midnight scooping out an opening.
An extraterrestrial explorer from deep space materialized conducting a piloted excursion of Chimney Bluff to a party of ghosts before sunrise.
A woman with a bottle-green face was made out trashing an object beside Barrel Spring before dawn. The watcher was frightened and ran off.
A dinosaur came into view at Cadet Creek at night heaving pieces of wood into the flow.
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Ghost Sightings From Blackwell
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Ghost Sightings From Blackwell
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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