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A man's body having the head of a raccoon can often be distinguished looking at the water by Fenical Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. No matter what folks articulate, it's without a doubt a menacing ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into at midnight.
A womanly character may be observed often hauling a dead body from the ice cold water of Barnes Branch before dawn. One thing is for sure, this is an unsympathetic spirit that any sensible person would not want to meet.
The ghost of a gentleman gripping a sword has occasionally been perceived dragging a dead body across the ground in Arrow Rock State Historic Site at night.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship is once in a while perceived smoking a pipe near Brockway Spring at midnight.
The spirit of a lady having satanic symbols carved into her leg has been said to have been noticed on numerous occasions looking at Robinson Bend before sunrise. It has been claimed that this exact ghost likes frightening folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Blackwater.
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The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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