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These are some lies we made up about Blackburn.
The phantom of a planter in a hat came into view at Blackburn Pond Dam on a dark night staring furiously at the onlooker. When witnessed the ghost came within reach of the eye witness who then ran off.
A huge ermine was spotted staying in an abandoned manor in Blackburn.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot has repeatedly been observed floating along Cragg Branch late in the night.
A female with a green face is repeatedly witnessed mounted on a motorbike on a shady road outside Blackburn. In any event, this is a hostile ghost that should be shunned.
A gentleman with a sword in his head has supposedly been seen on frequent instances in a home in Blackburn. No matter what, it's a creepy ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Blackburn
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Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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