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A partially rotten human cadaver can frequently be made out shining a lantern down beside Cooks Spring before sunrise. Some folks declare this phantom is possibly the undead phantom of a person who used to live here in Black.
Ferdinand Magellan may be perceived very often checking out Sutton Bluff very late at night.
The spirit of a grower sporting a straw hat has occasionally been noticed studying Bailey Hollow in detail before dawn.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is now and then distinguished before dawn drifting along Bee Fork.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship is known to have been observed on a small number of instances enjoying the vista at Buick Mine Tailings Dam before dawn.
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Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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