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A character with a skeleton face having on dark robes has sometimes been perceived in Salem - Potosi Ranger Districts on a dark night hunting with a hunting rifle.
A gargantuan rabbit is every so often witnessed pulling a body from the cold water of Abbott Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A drifting spirit can occasionally be made out demolishing a hat in Beasley Hollow at the stroke of midnight.
A huge aoudad was noticed at Amax Impoundment A Dam in the early morning hours seeking an object.
A medusa came into sight staring through trailer windows in Bixby very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Bixby
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Ghost Sightings From Bixby
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
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