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These are some lies we made up about Bismarck.
A gargantuan giraffe may be noticed very frequently gazing at the water by Black Lower Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A space alien has every so often been distinguished in Labruyere Park before dawn dragging a body through some bushes.
A massive bison is once in a while perceived hauling a skull in South Spring Hollow late at night.
An martian voyager from space has been said to have been noticed on frequent instances on the shore of Eaton Lake weeping.
A guy with a sizeable hole through his torso has often been seen in the center of Banister Branch looking.
A colossal musk deer is repeatedly witnessed trying to verbalize something up on Bald Knob.
A man with the head of a beast has been said to have been seen on frequent occasions in Elephant Rocks State Park right by the ranger station attempting to capture something. Whichever way, it's sure a frightening phantom that should be stayed away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Bismarck
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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