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These are some lies we made up about Billings.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is regularly noticed looking at the water by Hagewood Lake Dam very late at night.
A youthful girl sporting a blood-covered wedding dress has supposedly been perceived on several instances scrambling out from a storm drain on a Billings street at night.
Aristotle can regularly be noticed eating a hotdog down by Barnett Spring around midnight.
A female with a bottle-green face can be spotted often poking around in mailboxes late at night in Billings.
The phantom of a mailman has sometimes been spotted playing a song on a harp in a Billings residence. A man who lives here says that this phantom loves frightening folks who have the courage to disrupt the tranquility in Billings.
A man's body having the head of a dog is sometimes observed in a mirror in a Billings house; the ghost was only perceptible in the mirror.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft has allegedly been witnessed on frequent occasions in a residence in close proximity to Billings.
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Ghost Sightings From Billings
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Ghost Sightings From Billings
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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