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These are some lies we made up about Bevier.
The ghost of a young gentleman dressed in a jacket has purportedly been seen on a few instances at Camp Branch very late at night hurling stones into the flowing water. Several of the residents declare this ghost is almost certainly the tormented ghost of a local person who used to live here in Bevier.
A beheaded guy can sometimes be perceived on a Bevier residential street late at night.
A colossal boar has regularly been observed by B Thieman Dam late at night staring at the water.
A gargantuan gorilla is regularly seen gazing at a lady snoozing on a couch in a mobile home in Bevier.
An alien explorer from another planet has purportedly been distinguished on several occasions in Stephens Park in the early morning hours appearing menacing.
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Ghost Sightings From Bevier
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Ghost Sightings From Bevier
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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