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The ghost of a female with a switchblade in her chest has been said to have been perceived on a few occasions down by Edgar Spring very late at night yelling.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy can often be seen at Black Oak Creek at the stroke of midnight chucking pieces of wood into the current.
A huge wildcat may be noticed frequently articulating into the thin air as if someone in addition was nearby.
A woman having the head of a devil has from time to time been distinguished at the stroke of midnight hovering across Zenender Sink. A person who lives here argues that this ghost might be a well-known days gone by resident of Beulah.
A lady holding her head next to her arm is now and then seen exploring Ash Spring Hollow in detail late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Beulah
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What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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